Most horrifying NFL Paraphernalia EVER!

Husband came home from work today dragging a door prize he won. An official NFL GARDEN GNOME!




That creepy thing isn't even coming out of the package. I'm going to have nightmares for a week.

 

they have gone to far. just way to far

 

I like it. May have to get my sister one.

 

Do they have a Packers version?

 

Probably, but why would anyone want one?

 

There's this guy on Amazon:

 

who are buying these things?

 

people who love cheese.op

 

Sorry, but I'd bury both of them. Deep. In someone else's backyard. Not too near mine. And then have a good stiff drink or two and try to forget about what they looked like. Might take more than two drinks.

 

I have an Eagles one on my desk.
Nothing wrong with a good old fashioned Football Gnome.

 

Sorry, but I'm completely with Lucretia on this. They give me the creeps. Very few things, for example, I'd less prefer having sitting on a bedroom bureau staring at me at night. Reminds me of those horror movie dolls.

 

Burying it sounds like a good idea. Although it would probably contaminate the ground water.

Right now it's sitting on the floor on the other side of the room. Watching me.

 

There's an easy way out of this. 'Try' it out in front of the freezer....then oops....

I know you have the required experience for such a trick

 

I was SO expecting to see the entire post be the words: all of it.

must admit a little disappointment Lucretia.